I have no life, so I quiz:

FUTILIDADES

Your 2005 Song Is
Mr. Brightside by The Killers

How Indie are you? 66%

What Kind of Drunk Are You? An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one.

What Color Should Your Eyes Be? Gray ( Despite it sounds more like ghey…)

Which of the X-Men Are You? Jean Grey (Agora só falta eu começar a desmaterializar tudo e todos…não que eu não tenha tentado)

Who Were You In High School? Brainy Kid
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.
You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success.

What Language Should You Learn? French
C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up...

What Drug Is Your Personality Like? Acid (Pois é…ácido é uma droga maníaca depressiva)
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

What Kind of Food Are You? Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw.
(Agreed , I prefer to be warmed up)

At What Price Would You Sell Out?
On Average, You Would Sell Out For $212,00
(mais chocante que isso foi perceber nas perguntas, por 10 milhões eu só nao cortaria as próprias pernas… Cheap cheap me)

What Kind of Rocker Are You? Emo Rocker! (Teste TOTALMENTE FRAUDULENTO.Of course. Emo comigo, só marido da Ema)

What's Your Ideal Pet? Cat
You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color? Orange
Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.
You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

What Type of Writer Should You Be? A Film Writer
You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big
screen!

What American City Are You? New York (Big fucking surprise…I’d rather die than be anywhere else)
Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.

American Cities That Best Fit You:
80% New York City
75% Chicago
70% Philadelphia
55% Boston
55% Los Angeles

What Age Will You Die? at Age 61
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.


AMOR

What’s your true love sign? A Capricorn (Até mudei umas respostas na 2a vez, mas continuou Capricórnio. I am doomed)
Why you'll love a Capricorn:
Hard working and driven, a Capricorn will work overtime to win your heart.
Be prepared to get wined and dined, even once you're convince that your Capricorn is the one!
Why a Capricorn will love you:
You don't rush things. You know it will take a while for a Capricorn to trust you, and you can wait.
Social and outgoing, you can introduce normally shy Capricorn to a great circle of friends.

What Kind of Kisser Are You?Expert Kisser (If they say so…)
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.


PERSONALIDADE

Are you a Sociopath? 64%
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!

Are you Abnormal? 72% (Breaking news…)
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Cynical Are You? 60%
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right

What sign you should be? Cancer (SHOULD BE? SHOULD BE?)
What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous
What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand
In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection
In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support
Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure
Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood
You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

How evil are you? 64%
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
(Por que considerei tudo isso um baita elogio????)

How Low is your Self Esteem? 76% of the Time (and I lied big time on this one)
You tend to blame yourself when things go wrong, regardless of whether it's your fault or not.
You're anxious to please others and rely too much on their opinions. Learn to please yourself first, and your confidence will soar.

How Weird Are You? 50%
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

What Do People Envy About You? Your Ingenuity (those tests totally want to flatter me…)
You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration.
People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are!

What's Your Religious Philosophy? Believer
You believe in God and your chosen religion.
You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone.
(U-hu, In Tyler I trust)

How Quirky Are You? 89%
You're beyond quirky... You're downright bizarre.
You've lost touch with social norms and what's appropriate. And you're loving every minute of it!

And the grand-finale...
How Happy Are You? 4% (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
You know that there's more to life than how you've been living it.
Life can be rough at times, but most of your unhappiness is self-inflicted.

Pretty pathetic ,eh? Era isso ou o decreto oficial da morte desse (tão patético quanto) blog. And it's practically my party, and I post what I want to... :P